How To Deal With Spam
Do you have a problem with SPAM? What are you doing to fight SPAM? The SPAM problem seems to get worse every year. Do you need some better ideas on how to deal with it? Here’s a tasteful solution.
Fried Spam Sandwiches
1 can SPAM® – the original
12 slices multigrain bread
SPAM frying pan
garnish (e.g. parsley, or slices of cucumber)
First, discard the garnish
Open the can of SPAM, and slide the SPAM out onto a cutting board
Using a ruler cut the SPAM into 6.35mm slices
Heat the SPAM frying pan to 4.6648 *102 K
Place the SPAM slices evenly spaced in the SPAM frying pan*
Flip the SPAM over when the surface of the SPAM has undergone 70% of the potential reaction:
C12H22O11+ heat => 12 C + 11 H2O
Place one slice of bread on a plate
Put two perfect slices of SPAM on top of the bread
Top the SPAM with mustard or ketchup as desired, or for an extra treat top the SPAM with Branston Pickle
Place a second slice of bread on top of the SPAM, and enjoy the SPAM!
*A SPAM frying pan must always be circular
A perfect meal for April First!